Panda on the snowboard

What's the opposite of -- a  crocodile? The Nile. Of grey? Greece. Of Nice? A niece. What is  the opposite of rain? A waterbike. Or, a lion's mane. Of an umbrella?  A smile. Or the Sun. Of the Moon? An astronaut. Of a tooth? A thomb. Of outside? Within. The opposite of a dragon? A manequin. The opposite of a castle? A grain of sand. What's the opposite of a book? A tree. Or, a microphone. What's the opposite of a kangaroo? A Cinderella's shoe. Of a black hole? A star, shining bright. Of totally wrong? Just right. The opposite of Monopoly? Tricity. The opposite of now? Eternity.

Excuse me, how to get to the Niagara Falls? How to write a poem? How to feed  one's imagination? How to jump into the lake, and laugh? How to go on when I'm exhausted,  or lost? How to get back home and bake a carrot cake? How to walk a cat? How to answer the door? How to relax and rest? How to love?

Today's entry is going to be different. Here is a list of idiomatic expressions that can uplevel your writing: out of the blue = suddenly => nagle, niespodziewanie It happened out of the blue.  Out of the blue, the dog appeared. It's not my cup of tea . = I'm not interested in something, I don't like (doing) it. Reading novels is not my cup of tea. It's a piece of cake. = It's easy. => Łatwizna, bułka z masłem. a stone's throw ( from some place)  = a very short distance, not far (from some place) = rzut beretem My school is a stone's throw from my house. I wasn't born yesterday. = I'm not naive. I understand your motives, and I don't like that. => Nie jestem głupi, nie dam się nabrać. It's raining cats and dogs. = Its raining heavily. => Leje jak z cebra. a backseat driver = a passenger in a car who comments on and/or crticizes the driver  to see red = to become very angry => zezłościć się I saw red when they didn't co...

Oh no! so go snow know wrote note nose rode road goat boat float coat toad soap sauce saucer *** - Oh no! - What's so bad? - She wrote a book. - What's wrong with it? - The plot is terrible! - What is the book about? - It's about a goat in a coat that got on a boat. - Where did it go? - I don't know. We saw some snow and we left a note for a toad. You won't clean the road with the soap! A flying saucer won't float, obviously. He rode a golden horse.

weird straight freezing shone shame thundebolt lightning swallow *** - What's the weather like? - It's kind of weird. - Why? - It's raining cats and dogs. - Cats and dogs?  - Yes. Straight from the sky. 🌧🐈🐈‍⬛🐕🐩🌧 - How was the weather yesterday? - It rained. Then it snowed. It was freezing cold. But the sun shone till the evening came. - What a shame it wasn't boiling hot. - What?! 🌧🌨☃️🌡🌞 There was a storm last Saturday. With thunderbolts. The lightnings walked around like spiders on long legs between the blocks of flats. ⛈️⚡️🏬⚡️🏢⚡️🏤⚡️🏫 ⚡️⛈️ - In a dream I was riding on the wind.  - What about fog? - It was swallowed by a monster frog! 🌬 🐸 🌫 - How did you know it was going to snow? - I read the weather forecast. - At last! 🌡⛅️🌦🌧

fish dish wish she finish Chinese ease speech dim  dime light weird wrong right sir chair *** 🐡 There's a fish swimming in a dish. Quickly, make a wish! I want to speak Chinese with ease 🙂. - She shines like a dime in the dim light of the attick. Is she a star, or a starfish? - You'd better finish this weird speech. - I can say what I like - I am a witch! - You must be wrong. - I'm right! - Where shall I write the fairy tale? - Right here. - But that's a table, sir! - Then write on the chair. - Can you stir the soup while I write? - I can't. I'm chasing the clouds. - Who are you, a bird? - No, I'm a kite!

there is mother father daughter son *** 🐥 - There is a chicken in the kitchen, mum.  - Where's the kitchen, son? - It is in Amsterdam. - There's a dog on the doorstep, dad. And a frog in the pond. - Who saw them, daughter? - James Bond. 🐸🐕